Seriously! A Friday Flasher & Other Absurdity...

I loved this picture, it just hit me right. I laughed so hard, tears squirted out of my eyes and hit my glasses. Geesh! I must have needed the comic relief. So I thought I'd share, a little bit of humor for all of us adults today, it's been a LONG WEEK, especially in the NEWS DEPARMENT, right?

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So laugh....it's alright, that IS, seriously,a very funny picture. My daughter sent it to me first thing this morning.

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And, on the email was the name B-u-f-f-y B-u-t-t-s. Buffy. Butts. For real. No kidding. My daughter has a co-worker who is in the email loop and that is really her name. So, more laughter followed after my first attack from the sight of the flashing banana man. It made me think of absurd names I'd heard before.
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I once knew a girl named Penny Money. Come on. Why would a mother allow that? I always wonder, did she go into the oldest profession on earth?
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My sister not long ago heard a mother calling her daughter to come to her in the aisles of a mall one day. She thought she was imagining things, but no, the mother repeated the name so often and so LOUDLY that there was no mistake: she'd named her daughter Chlamydia. Stop laughing, that POOR GIRL! Wait until a certain subject somes up in the serious sex education classes in fifth or sixth grade and all the kids find out what that name means!
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I have a friend who is a nurse, and sometimes venturing into the nursery where the bassinets lay with all those sweet babies can turn from the emitting of all those natural "oooh"and " awwwws" into a nightmare. The names some of the mothers allow their children to carry! Like Necrophilia. I'm not kidding. Look that one up and find out the meaning of that moniker. Oh. That's the worst. Can you beat that? (necrophilia is a mental illness of some sort that involves s*x and corpses. EWWW!)

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WHAT RIDICULOUS, AND ABSURD NAMES HAVE YOU HEARD?

Let me know in the comments section...and I'll add them to the list.

Here's a few, so far, submitted by email or comments:

Barry Barefoot

Crystal Chandelier

Anita Miracle

Anita Pea

Candy Cane

Cindy Pigg

Buck Pigg

Patty Cakes

A girl named Charmin

A man named Shirley

Penny Nichols

Buck Service

A woman named Female' (wow! pronounced Fee-Mall-A)

Monica Moose who lived on Buck Trail!

Milton Born With A Tooth