This is the best I can do... I know, so irreverent.
((Whispering behind our hands))
((You know, we are related to the Royal Family through the gardener: illegitimately, of course. We know this little secret, and I am quite sure that they do not. Otherwise, the Royal Family would be all over us and would have been scrambling to invite us to the wedding. After all, we look just as about as good in our hats as they do.))