The fronts, the label on the hanger reads "Poland".
Sometimes, on a Thursday, even when you're tired, and it's hot, and you really don't want to stop at that garage sale, you probably should.
The backs of the same.
Because sometimes, underneath a table in that garage, there will be a dirty old box, with boxes inside.
And the label will say "$3 WHOLE BOX.
(You stifle a scream!)
And you'll buy it.
Then take it home.
And look through your treasure trove.
(Because you didn't look before you bought, you only saw the SHINY BRITE label, and decided "yes!".)
Then you might say "Oh, MY. GOSH. It REALLY STINKS!!"
Like fifty years worth of chain-smoking stink.
Yes, that kind. ((CHOKE))
So, you might want to leave them out on your porch for a month to air out.
And they still stink!
You might think, "Are they worth saving?"
Well...you might say...
They got put back out there for another few weeks.
I figure I've got until Christmas, I'll wait!
Our air turned cool and crisp on Monday. I'm thinking it might take less time with this turn of events!